Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Congratulations Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Congratulations Cards. From hand illustrations to deadpan captions – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope. All of our cards can be personalised and sent direct to recipient for no extra cost! Browse now to find your perfect congrats card!

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

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Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Bride And Groom Skiing Downhill, Wedding, Getting Married, Marriage

Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card

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Appley Ever After Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Apple Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Apple Bride And Groom Doodle

Appley Ever After Greeting Card

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Just Married Greeting Card | Doodle Wedding Congratulations Card, Just Got Married, Marriage, Bride And Groom

Just Married Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

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Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

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Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card | Cute Wedding Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Brides Holding Hands

Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

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