Funny, Rude & Inappropriate Christmas Cards

It's the most wonderful time of the year... Make them smile with our deadpan, illustration and offensive cards - we've got hundreds for you to choose from.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Alternatively, personalise with an internal message and send direct to recipient! 

Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife

Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Santa Clause Joke

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Deadpan, Profanity Christmas Card In Red, Festive AF,

Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friend, Christmas Hater, Bah Humbug

Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Christmas Food Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Jingle Bells

If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Ho Ho Ho

You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card, Monochrome, Overeating At Christmas Joke

Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Christmas Food Joke

At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99