Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Christmas Gifts & Presents

It's the most wonderful time of the year (or is it?!) Make them smile with our wildly inappropriate gifts - ranging from personalised greeting cards, aprons, cushions, magnets, notebooks, journals and totes!

We offer a wide range of quality gifts guaranteed for maximum impact! Browse now to find your perfect gift to put a smile on their face this Christmas! 

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Adult Christmas Card, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Mug | Funny, Joke Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Coffee Mug, Gingerbread Man Poledancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Merry Knitmas Greeting Card | Happy Knitting Wool Balls With Holy, Funny Knitting  Pun Merry Christmas Card For Knitter

Merry Knitmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Bah Humbug, Christmas Hater

Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Daschund Through The Snow  Mug | Pun Sausage Dog In A Christmas Hat Doodle Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Christmas Card, LGBT, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker | Rude, Offensive Christmas Sticker, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker

£2.65

Put a smile on your face with our fun range of stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Christmas Greetings Greeting Card | Naked Sleeping Mand With Santa Hat Covering His Genitals, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him

Christmas Greetings Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Catmas Greeting Card | Cat Tangled In Christmas Lights, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Merry Catmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Sexy Girl Santa Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane Christmas Card, Mrs Clause, LGBT

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Bite Me Christmas Pudding Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Pudding Card

Bite Me Christmas Pudding Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher, Dachshund Stood In Snow With Snowfall

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Cockeral Doodle, Profanity

Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
It's Be-GIN-ning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Pun Christmas Card For Gin Drinker, Her, Alcohol, G&T

It's Be-GIN-ning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bah HumPug Mug | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Ceramic Mug, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover

Bah HumPug Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Merry Catmas Mug | Cat Tangled In Christmas Lights, Funny Cat Christmas Ceramic Mug For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Merry Catmas Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95