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Bike Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Glasses

After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card

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Penis Print Mug | Cartoon Willy Print Mug, Hen Party Gift, LGBT, Abstract Nudes, Cock, Prick, Dick

Penis Print Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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Allotment Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Partner, Star Gazing, Telescope, Stars Spelling Cunt

Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirtieth Birthday Gift For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Gym Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Running Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Allotment Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card

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Running Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Greeting Card

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Campervan Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For VW Campervan Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25, T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Caravan Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Guitar Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowls Player, Two People Playing Bowls On Grass, Fast Green, Heavy Green, Slow Green

Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card

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Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Thanks, Cheers, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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No Shit Sherlock Mug | Sherlock Holmes Joke Gift, Mystery, Crime Solving, Literature, Funny Pun Ceramic Coffee Mug, For Reader, Detective

No Shit Sherlock Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Third Birthday Card For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Bike Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Caravan Wanker Coaster | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle Drinks Mat

Caravan Wanker Coaster

£13.25 GBP

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£13.25 GBP
I Love Cock Mug | Funny Cockerel Pun Coffee Mug For Her, Gay Man, LGBTQ, Innuendo, Confident Looking Cockerel, Male Chicken

I Love Cock Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fiftieth Birthday Gift For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Sixth Birthday Card For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Yoga Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Friend, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden Journal, Diary, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

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£11.25 GBP
25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go Mug | Man Meditating Ceramic Coffee Mug, Gift, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Let It Go, Breakup, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Holy Mole'y!! Mug | Funny Mole In Glasses Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Moly Pun

Holy Mole'y!! Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Man Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Boy, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

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20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!