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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Mum, Pregnancy Joke, Hormones, Morning Sickness, Basic Saying

Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Bike Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling Journal, Biking Diary

Bike Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

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£11.25 GBP
Will Cook For Gin Apron | Funny Gin Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Will Cook For Gin Apron

£21.50 GBP

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£21.50 GBP
Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth

Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Christmas Food Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card, Socially Distanced Birthday

Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Funny Normal People Card, Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Obligatory Mother's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Mother's Day Card, Dry Humour Card For Mum

Obligatory Mother's Day Card Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug | Funny, Deadpan Gym Joke Mug For Gym Bro, Gym Bunny, Boyfriend, Girlfriend

If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Toilet Joke New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan You're Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Another Year Older

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Mother's Day Card For Mum, Birthday Card For Mum, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You

If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Pathetic Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Pathetic Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, For Her

Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Nappy Change Joke, For Her

Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Happy New Year Card, Goodbye Twenty Twenty

Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Hi, I'm Vegan Mug | Funny Gift For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based, Conscious, Green Eater

Hi, I'm Vegan Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Will Cook For Prosecco Apron | Funny Prosecco Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome

Will Cook For Prosecco Apron

£21.50 GBP

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£21.50 GBP
Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe Apron | Rude, Funny, Deadpan Apron For Mum, Too Many Cooks Joke, Monochrome

Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe Apron

£21.50 GBP

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£21.50 GBP
Alexa Make The Dinner Apron | Funny Deadpan Joke Apron For Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Alexa Joke, Monochrome

Alexa Make The Dinner Apron

£21.50 GBP

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£21.50 GBP
Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Jingle Bells

If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Vegan Wanker Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Vegan Greeting Card For Vegans, Veggie, Plant Based

Vegan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny Excuse RSVP Card, Can't Make It Card, Wedding, Birthday Party

Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You're Dumped Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card, Rude Divorce Card, Monochrome

You're Dumped Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95 GBP

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£10.95 GBP
I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Mum Or Dad, Age Joke, Getting Older, Funny, You're Old

I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

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£11.25 GBP
If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Sister Card

If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Mean Card, No Point To You Card, Birthday

I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Father
from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Spouse, Birthday Candle

Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, For Her

Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Birthday Card For Friend, Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister

Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
RIP To Your Forties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fiftieth Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Fifty Year Old, 50th

RIP To Your Forties Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP