Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Nice Beaver Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Beaver Doodle, Inuendo

Nice Beaver Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Whaley Love You Mug | Kawaii, Cute Whale Pun Mug For Boyfriend Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife, Whale In A Party Hat Valentines Gift

I Whaley Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun

You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Make Me Horny Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Rhino Doodle, Rhinoceros, Horn Pun

You Make Me Horny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love, Dog Struck By Cupid's Arrow With Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sole Mates Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun, Soul Mates

Sole Mates Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card | Funny Spider Joke Valentines Card, Cute, Pun Love Card, Spider With Six Eyes Doodle

I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Humpback Whales In Love

Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Happy Shag Bird With Eyebrows Raised, Valentine's, Fancy It?

Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling, Purfect For Each Other

We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're On My Level Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gaming Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Games Console With A Love Heart, Anniversary

You're On My Level Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Sausage Dog With Love Heart Eyes And Flower, Anniversary

I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Turtle Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Turtle With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cat Pun Valentines Card, Love, Cat Holding A Love Heart, Kitten

I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Her, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of greeting cards.

from £3.99