Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Boyfriend, Him, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Ivory Much Love You Mug | Funny Ivory Pun 14th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Elephants With Tusks Locked Love Hearts

Ivory Much Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Wool Always Love You Mug | Cute, Funny Sheep Wool Pun 7th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Ram Mounting Sheep, Love Hearts

I Wool Always Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Gift For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Willy Love You Mug | Rude, Punny Abstract Nude Penis Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Line Drawing

I Willy Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Whaley Love You Mug | Kawaii, Cute Whale Pun Mug For Boyfriend Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife, Whale In A Party Hat Valentines Gift

I Whaley Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
World's Dopest Wife Mug | Stoner Gift For Wife, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Fancy It? Mug | Rude Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Valentines, Anniversary, Sex Joke

Fancy It? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Together For-leather Mug | Funny Leather Pun 3rd Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Clad Bikers, Biker Couple, Motorbikes

Together For-leather Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Shoe Lace Pun 13th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Trainer With Laces In Love Heart, Thirteenth Year Of Marriage

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
World's Dopest Husband Mug | Stoner Gift For Husband, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug | Naked Female Bottom, Punny Gift For Girlfriend, Cheeky, Valentines, Abstract Nude Line Drawing

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug, Lionel Ritchie Tea Pun, Vintage Typography

Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Optimus Fine Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Vintage Typography, Transformers Pun

Optimus Fine Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let's Have Sax Mug | Funny Musical Instrument Pun 24th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Saxophone Let's Have Sex Joke

Let's Have Sax Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Every Pizza You Mug | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Gift, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Girlfriend, Her, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Boyfriend, Ice Cream Doodle, Lick Me Till I Scream

Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Bedder Together Mug | Funny Furniture Pun 17th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Couple In Bed With Mugs And Love Heart

Bedder Together Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're So Marble-lous! Mug | Funny Marble Statue Pun 27th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Greek Marble Statue, Twenty Seven Years Married

You're So Marble-lous! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let's Spoon Mug | Funny Silver Spoon Pun 25th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Spoons Spooning With Love Hearts

Let's Spoon Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug | Funny Glaze Pun 18th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Glazed Donut, Pottery Glaze Joke

You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Sole Fish Pun Pun Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Sole Fish, Love Hearts

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Steel The One Mug | Funny Steel Horse Shoe Pun 11th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Horse Shoe With Love Hearts, Eleventh Year Of Marriage

Steel The One Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Still Foil For You Mug | Funny Tin Foil Pun 10th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts, Tenth Year Of Marriage

I Still Foil For You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're So Sweet Mug | Cute, Funny Sugar Pun 6th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Bag And Bowl Of Sugar With Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Blow Me Mug | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Mug, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Bake Me Crazy Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
All You Knead Is Love Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug | Funny Bin Pun Coffee Mug, Love Gift For Him Or Her, Man Sat In A Dustbin, Where Have You Been All My Life

Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Brew-tiful Mug | Cute, Funny Cup Of Tea Pun Gift, Beautiful, Flirty Tea Cup Winking With Pouty Lips, Love Gift, Valentine's, Anniversary

Brew-tiful Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Willy Print Mug | Penis Pattern Coffee Mug, Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print, Valentine's, Bridal Shower Gift

Willy Print Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Husband, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95