Valentine's Day Cards

Show bae how much they mean to you with our range of downright offensive, rude and inappropriate greeting cards!

All cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct! Shop now to put a smile on their face this Valentine's Day :)

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

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Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

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Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.99

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