New Home Greeting Cards

Tell them like it is with our fun new home cards. We’ve got plenty of deadpan, funny captions for you to choose from.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. And if they've moved away; save yourself some time and personalise with an internal message and send direct to recipient. All for no extra cost - easy! 

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Sashay Away Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away, LGBTQ+, Good Luck, Goodbye

Sashay Away Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Housemate, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Happy Dustbin Holding Bin Bags

Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Horse With Bad Neighbours In Stable,

We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card | Skiing Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Skier Skiing Downhill Fast, See You Later

Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
#newhomewankers Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Offensive New Home Card, Hashtag, Profanity

#newhomewankers Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Newspaper Cut Out Letters, Creepy

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Moving House Card, Moving Out, House With Ho In The Window, New House,

You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Plaice In Fish Bowl, New Place, Congratulations

Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00