Rude & Funny New Home Gifts & Presents

Tell them like it is with our fun new home gifts. From Fridge Magnets to Coasters - we’ve got you covered

All of our gifts come with our quality guarantee 100% satisfaction or your money back. It's as simple as that :)

Choose from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons. Browse now to find your perfect new gaff gift!

About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet | Gift For Couple Moving Out, Monochrome Fridge Magnet, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet

£4.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster | Naked Man Well Done Coaster, Congratulations Coaster, Cheers Coaster, LGBTQ+ Coaster

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards.

from £3.00
Game Of Loans Greeting Card | Funny New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, Student Loan Joke, Mortgage Joke

Game Of Loans Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Noel Cushion | French Christmas Cushion, Christmas Gift, Christmas Home Decor, Christmas Carol

Noel Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16" 

£22.95
Will Cook For Wine Apron | Funny Wine Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Vino, White, Red

Will Cook For Wine Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Will Cook For Gin Apron | Funny Gin Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Will Cook For Gin Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Magnet | Naked Man Well Done Fridge Magnet, Congratulations Fridge Magnet, Cheers Fridge Magnet, LGBTQ+, Art Deco

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Magnet

£4.50

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Good Luck You Fuck Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Sashay Away Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away, LGBTQ+, Good Luck, Goodbye

Sashay Away Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Plaice In Fish Bowl, New Place, Congratulations

Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Housemate, Living Together Jokes

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.

from £3.00
I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now!! Greeting Card | Moving Out, Rude New Home Card, Ugly Interior Design

I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now! Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny New Home Card

Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Good Luck And Good Riddance A5 Notebook | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck, Rude Journal, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Off To University

Good Luck And Good Riddance A5 Notebook

£9.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£9.25
I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Will Cook For Prosecco Apron | Funny Prosecco Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome

Will Cook For Prosecco Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet

£4.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster | Funny Wedding Gift, Rude Engagement Present, Housewarming Gift, Pessimistic Drinks Mat, Sarcasm

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster | Gift For Couples Moving Out, Monochrome Drinks Mat, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Too Close

I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Lockdown, At Home, Vegatative State, Boredom

May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00