Rude & Funny New Home Gifts & Presents

Tell them like it is with our fun new home gifts. From Fridge Magnets to Coasters - we’ve got you covered

All of our gifts come with our quality guarantee 100% satisfaction or your money back. It's as simple as that :)

Choose from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons. Browse now to find your perfect new gaff gift!

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Housemate, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Happy Dustbin Holding Bin Bags

Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sashay Away Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away, LGBTQ+, Good Luck, Goodbye

Sashay Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card | Skiing Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Skier Skiing Downhill Fast, See You Later

Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Horse With Bad Neighbours In Stable,

We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your New Home Is Haunted Mug | Funny New Home Gift, Housewarming, Haunted House, Monochrome

Your New Home Is Haunted Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards.

from £3.99
Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Zen AF. Mug | Funny Housewarming Gift For Yogi, Yoga Enthusiast, Funny Yoga Coffee Mug, Namaste, Meditation

Zen AF. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Wake And Bake Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Housewarming Gift For Stoner Baker, Weed Smoker, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Cannabis, Marijuana

Wake And Bake Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Vagitarian Mug | Funny Pun Housewarming Gift For Vegitarian Lesbian, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, LGBTQ+, Rug Muncher, Muffin Muncher

Vagitarian Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#newhomewankers Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Offensive New Home Card, Hashtag, Profanity

#newhomewankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card | Shepherd Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Flock Of Sheep

It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Will Cook For Gin Apron | Funny Gin Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Will Cook For Gin Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Toilet Joke New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99