Rude & Funny New Home Gifts & Presents

Tell them like it is with our fun new home gifts. From Fridge Magnets to Coasters - we’ve got you covered

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Choose from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons. Browse now to find your perfect new gaff gift!

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Will Cook For Gin Apron | Funny Gin Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Will Cook For Gin Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Will Cook For Wine Apron | Funny Wine Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Vino, White, Red

Will Cook For Wine Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Will Cook For Prosecco Apron | Funny Prosecco Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome

Will Cook For Prosecco Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny New Home Card

Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, First Time Buyers

Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Toilet Joke New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Toilet Doodle

Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Housemate, Living Together Jokes

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Too Close

I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster | Gift For Couples Moving Out, Monochrome Drinks Mat, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Spooky, Creepy Housewarming Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Lockdown, At Home, Vegatative State, Boredom

May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet | Funny Wedding Gift, Pessimistic Engagement Gift, Housewarming Gift For Couple

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster | Funny Wedding Gift, Rude Engagement Present, Housewarming Gift, Pessimistic Drinks Mat, Sarcasm

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck You Fuck Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement, New Home

Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance A5 Notebook | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck, Rude Journal, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Off To University

Good Luck And Good Riddance A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Moving House

You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet | Gift For Couple Moving Out, Monochrome Fridge Magnet, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95