Rude, Funny and Inappropriate New Baby Gifts & Presents

Tell them like it is with our fun gifts for new parents. From Fridge Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons - we’ve got you covered All of our gifts come with our quality guarantee. 100% satisfaction or your money back. It's as simple as that :)
Dilf. Mug | Funny Gift For Good Looking Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, Blue, New Baby, Baby Shower Gift

Dilf. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Blue For Dad, Him, New Father

Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card

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Baby On Board Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Kangaroo With It's Joey In It's Pouch, Kangaroo Mother, New Baby

Baby On Board Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Baby On Board Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Avocado Holding It's Pip Belly, Avocado Stone Baby, New Baby

Baby On Board Greeting Card

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Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card, Monochrome, Just Born

Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card

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Milf. Mug | Funny Gift For Good Looking Mum, New Mother, Her, Wife, Pink, New Baby, Baby Shower Gift

Milf. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth

Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Excited Oven With A Bun Baking In It, Youre Growing A Baby

Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Yas Mama Greeting Card | Yas Mama Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Well Done Card For Her, Card For New Mum

Yas Mama Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card | Funny, Babies Falling Out Of A Shower Baby Shower Baby Card, Having A Baby Card, Pregnancy

Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Congratulations You're A Milf. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Pink For Mum, Him, New Mothther

Congratulations You're A Milf. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card

And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card

You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Baby On Board Mug | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Gift, Kangaroo With It's Joey In It's Pouch, Kangaroo Mother, New Baby

Baby On Board Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Mum, Pregnancy Joke, Hormones, Morning Sickness, Basic Saying

Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Pregnancy Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Having A Baby

You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion | Deadpan New Baby Cushion, Funny Gift For New Parents, Monochrome, Nursery

And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£22.95
Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card | New Baby Card For Gamer Couple, Games Controllers, Congratulations, Baby Shower Card, Having A Baby

Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Comfortably Mum Mug | Funny Gift For Mum, New Mother, Her, Wife, Pink Floyd Fan, Pink Floyd Pun, Mum Sat In Armchair, Mothers Day Gift

Comfortably Mum Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
The Walking Dad Mug | Funny Gift For New Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, New Baby, The Living Dead Zombie Pun Mug, Tired Dad Pushing Pram

The Walking Dad Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
The Living Dad Mug | Funny Gift For New Dad, New Father, Him, Husband, New Baby, The Living Dead Pun Mug, Tired Dad Pushing Pram

The Living Dad Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card | Nappy Pattern Baby Shower Baby Card, Having A Baby Card, Pregnancy, Nappies, Diaper Print

Happy Baby Shower Nappy Print Greeting Card

from £3.00

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