Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Greens, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, For Her

Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Nappy Change Joke, For Her

Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

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Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

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Congratulations You're A Milf. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Pink For Mum, Him, New Mothther

Congratulations You're A Milf. Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card

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Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot

Have A Blazing Birthday Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Pun Christmas Card, Spirit Pun, Spirit Bottles, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card

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Dim Sum Body Say It's Your Birthday? Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Dim Sum Joke Birthday Card, Dumpling, Chopsticks

Dim Sum Body Say It's Your Birthday? Greeting Card

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Bah Humbug. Greeting Card | Rude Bah Humbug Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Bah Humbug. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card

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Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old

Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

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Thanks Word Art Greeting Card | Merci, Danke, Gracias, Grazie, Thanks, Obrigado, Tack

Thanks Word Art Greeting Card

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Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Happy New Year Card, Goodbye Twenty Twenty

Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card

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Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Happy New Year Card, Relief, Profanity

Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

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