Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Easter Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Easter Card, Two Bunnies Humping Doodle, Rabbits, Easter Bunny, Spring

Happy Easter Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Moose Pun Birthday Card, Happy Moose In Party Hat, Amazing Birthday

Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab On A Deckchair With Champagne, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Porpoise Illustration, Porpoise Pun, Dolphin

I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Moose Pun Birthday Card, Happy Moose Head, Amazing Birthday

Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nice Beaver Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Beaver Doodle, Inuendo

Nice Beaver Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Dead In Dog Years Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Old Age Joke

You're Dead In Dog Years Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Golden Retriever Pun Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Golden Retriever In Party Hat, Labrador

Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Horse With Bad Neighbours In Stable,

We Hope You Like Your New Neeiiiggghhhhbours!! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hay Girl, Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Birthday Card, Flirty Horse In A Party Hat, Pony, Equestrian Birthday Card

Hay Girl, Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Dressed As The Pope, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Birthday Card, Labrador In Magicians Costume, Abracadabra, Puppy

Labracadabra... Wishing You A Magical Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card | Tractor Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, So Attracted To You, Flirty, Sexy Looking Tractor

I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Elephant Pun Birthday Card, Elephant In A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Heron Addict Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab With Balloon And Party Hat, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Cats

Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Lover, Funny Card For Cat Owners, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Chi Wow Wow Wow Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Chihuahua Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Chihuahua In A Party Hat

Have A Chi Wow Wow Wow Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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