Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

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Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Thank You, Spa, Face Mask, Relax

Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Llama Doodle, Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Llama In A Sombrero

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Nappy Change Joke, For Her

Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

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Thanks Word Art Greeting Card | Merci, Danke, Gracias, Grazie, Thanks, Obrigado, Tack

Thanks Word Art Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Fathers Day Card For Dad, Him, Thank You Card

Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

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Thanks Shallot Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Shallot With Thumbs Up, Thanks A Lot

Thanks Shallot Greeting Card

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You're One In A Melon Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Smiling Watermelon Doodle, One In A Million

You're One In A Melon Greeting Card

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Thanks A Bunch Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun Thank You Card, Bunch Of Bananas Smiling With Thumbs Up Doodle

Thanks A Bunch Greeting Card

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Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card | Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card

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Merci. Greeting Card | French Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Merci. Greeting Card

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Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card | Funny Pun Card For Dad, Father's Day Card, Cheese Grater In A Tie Dad Joke

Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Birthday

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Mothers Day Card For Mum, Her, Thank You Card

Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

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Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

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You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card | Funny Card For Teacher, Deadpan Thank You Card For Teacher, Best Teacher Card

You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card

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#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

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