Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

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I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

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Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card

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Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Work Friend, Penis Doodle, Goodbye Card, Retirement

Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Porpoise Illustration, Porpoise Pun, Dolphin

I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card

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Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Get Well Soon

Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Bugger. Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Green, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Bugger. Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, A Line Of Trout With One Out Of Place, Out Of Order, Apology

I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card

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Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

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You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card | Rude Sympathy Card For Friends, Affectionate Insult Cards, Lost Job, Failed Exam

You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card

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Pathetic Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Pathetic Greeting Card

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Life's A Beach Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Man Lying On A Hammock On The Beach

Life's A Beach Greeting Card

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Hang On In There Greeting Card | Sloth Hanging From A Branch Encouragement Card, Breakup, Chin Up, Sympathy, It'll Get Better

Hang On In There Greeting Card

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Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

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Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny Excuse RSVP Card, Can't Make It Card, Wedding, Birthday Party

Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card

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You're Dumped Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card, Rude Divorce Card, Monochrome

You're Dumped Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

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What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Group Of Pollocks Illustration, Fish Pun, Break Up And Divorce, Sorry

What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card

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Doh Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Whoops

Doh! Greeting Card

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Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

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Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Butter Pun Sorry It's Late Birthday Card, Better Late Than Never, Happy Block Of Butter

Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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