Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, You Tit, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

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You're Crabulous! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Congratulations Card, Fabulous Crab In Pearls, You're Fabulous, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Crabulous! Greeting Card

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card | Funny, Bitter Rosette Congratulations Card, Graduation, Promotion, New Job

Congratulations! You Undeserving Prick! Greeting Card

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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Lemon, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, Simply The Best

You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Good Luck Card, Dunce Cap Illustration, Stupid, Exams

Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card

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You're Clawsome! Greeting Card | Funny Claw Pun Congratulations Card, Crab In Super Hero Costume, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Clawsome! Greeting Card

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Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card | Funny Donkey Pun Celebration Card, Smug Donkey In Tuxedo With Ass Out, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job

Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card | Funny Shrimp Pun Congratulations Card, Clever Looking Shrimp, Graduation, New Job

Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card

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Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card | Funny, Dancing Tree Roots Good Luck Card, Roots Cheering, Encouraging Card

Good Luck Everyone Is Rooting For You Greeting Card

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Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card | Hip Hip Hooray Congratulations, Alcohol Bottles Celebrating, Graduation, Exams, Champagne, Whiskey, Gin

Sip Sip Hooray Congratulations Greeting Card

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Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dachshund Pun Congratulations, Happy Smug Looking Sausage Dog, Graduation, Exams, New Job

Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card | Joke Congratulations Card, Man Stood Out In A Field, Graduation, Outstanding, Promotion

You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card

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It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card | Funny Beer Can Pun Congratulations Card, Empty Beer Cans, New Job, Graduation, Can Do

It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card

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You're Pearfect! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Pear, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Pearfect! Greeting Card

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You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card | Funny Sun Pun Congratulations Card, Happy Sun, You're Unreal, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best, Love Card

You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Celebration Card, Lion Lying Down With A Glass Of Champagne

It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Good Luck Card, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card

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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card

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You're Ace! Greeting Card | Funny Ace Of Spades Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Ace Of Spades, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Ace! Greeting Card

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You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card | Funny Glasses Pun Congratulations Card, Pair Of Specs In A Cape, Spectaculor, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card

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