Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Butter Pun Sorry It's Late Birthday Card, Better Late Than Never, Happy Block Of Butter

Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Determined Looking Fig Lifting Weights, Sympathy, Good Luck, No Big Deal

No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card

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What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Group Of Pollocks Illustration, Fish Pun, Break Up And Divorce, Sorry

What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card

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Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Blue, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

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Oh Shit Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Breakup, Whoops, Profanity

Oh Shit Greeting Card

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Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card

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Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card

Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card

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He Was A Wanker Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

He Was A Wanker Greeting Card

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Men Are Dicks Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

Men Are Dicks Greeting Card

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Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Speech Bubble Cactus Apology Card, Cute I'm Sorry Card, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card | Joke, Deadpan, Sarcastic Sympathy Greeting Card, Tired Of Your Moaning Card, Whiny Friend

Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card

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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card

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You Fucking Mug Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Gullible, Divorce, Slang, Sucker, Fool

You Fucking Mug Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Bottle Of Gin, Bottle Of Tonic, G&T, Gin Joke

When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card

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Ricotta Get Through This. Greeting Card | Cheesy Breakup Card, Determined Looking Ricotta, Sympathy, Divorce, Gotta Get Through This, Encouragement

Ricotta Get Through This. Greeting Card

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Cheesy Come... Cheesy Go. Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Breakup Card, Easy Come Easy Go, Block Of Cheese With A Chunk Taken Out, Sympathy, Divorce

Cheesy Come... Cheesy Go. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Birthday Card, Sorry Looking Latte, Sorry It's Late, Late Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

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To Be Honest, I Think You'll Need To Retrain In Cyber. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Card, Musicians Looking Confused, Angry Musicians, Sympathy

To Be Honest, I Think You'll Need To Retrain In Cyber. Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry It Was Not The Thyme Nor The Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Plaice And Thyme Illustration, Fish Pun, Herb Pun

I'm Sorry It Was Not The Thyme Nor The Plaice Greeting Card

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You Have Cat To Be Kitten Me Right Now Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Shocked Cat Illustration, Cat Pun, Kitten Pun, Whoops

You Have Cat To Be Kitten Me Right Now Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

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