Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Good Luck Greeting Card | Funny Leprechaun Good Luck Card, Luck Of The Irish, Pot Of Gold

Good Luck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Cheerio! You'll Be Missed Greeting Card | Funny Cereal Joke You're Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Goodbye, Retirement, New Job, Cheerios Pun

Cheerio! You'll Be Missed Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Lemon, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, Simply The Best

You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card

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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card

You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

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You're Ace! Greeting Card | Funny Ace Of Spades Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Ace Of Spades, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Ace! Greeting Card

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Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card | Funny Donkey Pun Celebration Card, Smug Donkey In Tuxedo With Ass Out, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job

Well Done Smart Ass Greeting Card

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I Believe In You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Alien Good Luck Card, Alien Sitting On UFO Holding Good Luck Sign, Flying Saucer

I Believe In You Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Conductor In Party Hat With Musical Notes And Confetti

Just A Note to Say Well Done Greeting Card

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It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun You're Leaving Card, Travel, New Job, Flying Owl In Pilot's Goggles Waving Goodbye

It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card | Shepherd Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Flock Of Sheep

It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Did It Now Let's Get Hammered Greeting Card | Funny Well Done Card, Congratulations, Cheers, Graduation, Hammerhead Shark With A Bottle Of Booze

You Did It Now Let's Get Hammered Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#newjobwanker Greeting Card | Rude New Job Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Leaving Card For Colleague, Hashtag

#newjobwanker Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

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Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card | Funny Beer Can Pun Congratulations Card, Empty Beer Cans, New Job, Graduation, Can Do

It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card

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You're Crabulous! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Congratulations Card, Fabulous Crab In Pearls, You're Fabulous, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Crabulous! Greeting Card

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I Wish You Good Fortune Greeting Card | Funny Fortune Cookie Good Luck Card, Good Fortune, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

I Wish You Good Fortune Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card | Trout Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Trout With A Suitcase, Fish Pun

It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card

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#welldone Greeting Card | Rude Well Done Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Hashtag, Graduation, Exams, New Job

#welldone Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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