Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

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#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Passed Driving Test, New Job

#congrats Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card | Trout Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Trout With A Suitcase, Fish Pun

It's About Time You Got Trout Of Here Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

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Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

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Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Plaice In Fish Bowl, New Place, Congratulations

Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card

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You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Moving House Card, Moving Out, House With Ho In The Window, New House,

You Put The 'Ho' In New Home. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Congratulations Card, Dog In A Superhero Costume, Graduation

Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card

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Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card | Skiing Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Skier Skiing Downhill Fast, See You Later

Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card

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You Are One Candle Closer To Starting A House Fire Greeting Card | Funny, Age Joke Birthday Card, Cake Stuffed With Candles, Getting Older

You Are One Candle Closer To Starting A House Fire Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Housemate, Living Together Jokes

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away

I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming, Newspaper Cut Out Letters, Creepy

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card | Shepherd Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Flock Of Sheep

It's About Time You Got The Flock Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Spoilt, Rich
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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Lockdown, At Home, Vegatative State, Boredom

May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card

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Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card | Snowman Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Snowman Waving Goodbye, So Long

Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now!! Greeting Card | Moving Out, Rude New Home Card, Ugly Interior Design

I've Never Understood The Phrase 'There's No Accounting For Taste' Until Now! Greeting Card

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