Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Congratulations Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Congratulations Cards. From hand illustrations to deadpan captions – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope. All of our cards can be personalised and sent direct to recipient for no extra cost! Browse now to find your perfect congrats card!

Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Champagne

Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

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Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Seal Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Two Seals Kissing

Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card

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Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card | Funny Beer Can Pun Congratulations Card, Empty Beer Cans, New Job, Graduation, Can Do

It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card

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You're Crabulous! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Congratulations Card, Fabulous Crab In Pearls, You're Fabulous, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Crabulous! Greeting Card

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Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Moving Out Card, New Home, Plaice In Fish Bowl, New Place, Congratulations

Congrats On Your New Plaice Greeting Card

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Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Enagement Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

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Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

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Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Gin Pun, Gin Drinker, Gin And Tonic

Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card

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Just Married Greeting Card | Doodle Wedding Congratulations Card, Just Got Married, Marriage, Bride And Groom

Just Married Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

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#welldone Greeting Card | Rude Well Done Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Hashtag, Graduation, Exams, New Job

#welldone Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, First Time Buyers

Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card | New Baby Card For Gamer Couple, Games Controllers, Congratulations, Baby Shower Card, Having A Baby

Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card | Joke Congratulations Card, Man Stood Out In A Field, Graduation, Outstanding, Promotion

You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card

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You're Pearfect! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Pear, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Pearfect! Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card | Funny Shrimp Pun Congratulations Card, Clever Looking Shrimp, Graduation, New Job

Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card

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You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card | Funny Glasses Pun Congratulations Card, Pair Of Specs In A Cape, Spectaculor, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Spec-taculor Greeting Card

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Clanronald Macdonald Was Ready To Get White Girl Wasted. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Birthday Card, Group Of Men And Women Dancing, Let's Get Drunk

Clanronald Macdonald Was Ready To Get White Girl Wasted. Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling

Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card

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Cheers Word Art Greeting Card | Cheers, Santé, Saluti, Salud, Saúde, Skål, Prost

Cheers Word Art Greeting Card

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Make them smile with our cheers word art greeting card.

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