Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Coasters

Be kind to the tables (and surfaces) off this world and add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Our coasters and placemats are made from hardboard with a cork back to protect table top surfaces. Topped with a high gloss finish and black edge.

And we've got something to suit all occasions... Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving. Browse now to find your perfect coaster!

Chess Print Coaster | Chess Pattern Drinks Mat For Chess Player, Chess Master, Queen, King, Knight, Rook, Bishop, Pawn, Board Game

Chess Print Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Heron Addict Coaster | Gift For Twitchers, Bird Watcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching Drinks Mat

Heron Addict Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Yoga Poses Coaster | Yogis Posing Drinks Mat, Gift For Yoga Lover, Lotus Pose, Cobra Pose, Downward Facing Dog, Tree Pose, Namaste

Yoga Poses Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Congratulations You Cunt Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, New Job Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Passed Exams Or Driving Test

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Sewing Print Coaster | Sewing Print Drinks Mat For Seamstress, Scissors, Thimble, Needle, Thread, Measuring Tape, Safety Pin

Sewing Print Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Royal Highness Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Royal Highness Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Sausage And Yorkshire Pudding Print Coaster | Food Pattern Drinks Mat, Toad In The Hole, Sausages, Yorkies, Yorkshire Pudding, Roast Dinner

Sausage And Yorkshire Pudding Print Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Muffin Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Let's Fuck Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Rude Drinks Coaster, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Coaster

£5.95

Add some spice to your morning cuppa with our cheeky coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Cub Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Cub Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Abstract Boobs Coaster | Coloured Boob Print Drinks Mat, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Otter Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Otter Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Vagina Word Art Coaster | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Coaster

£5.95

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Wake And Bake Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Housewarming Gift For Stoner Baker, Weed Smoker, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Cannabis, Marijuana

Wake And Bake Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster | Funny Coaster, Anniversary Gift For Her, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Weed Word Art Coaster | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Coaster

£5.95

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Abstract Nude Men And Women Coaster | Naked People Coaster, Rude Coaster, Abstract Nude Drinks Mat, Naked Marching Men And Women Coaster, LGBTQ+

Abstract Nude Men And Women Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Twink Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Twink Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Stoned Weed Leaf Coaster | High Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Drinks Mat, Stoner, Ganja, Hash, Pot, 420

Stoned Weed Leaf Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95