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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card or Forty Year Old, 40th, 40

I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Gym Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Motorbike Rider, Hell's Angels, Harley, Couple On A Motorbike, Chopper, Motorcycle

Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Parent, Husband Or Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Chess Player, Board Game, Player Knocking Over Queen With King, Check Mate, Chess Board

Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep Waving Goodbye

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Blue For Twin, Sibling, Brother

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card | Funny Joke Engagement Card, Congratulations, Avocado With Moustache In Sombrero Holding Maracas

Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card | Weed Joke Father's Day Card For Father, Him, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card | Choir Singing Happy Birthday Illustration Card, Colourful Birthday Card, Gospel Choir

Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Hockey Player, Hockey Player On Ice Chasing Puck, IIHF, Hockey Stick

Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Ivory Much Love You Mug | Funny Ivory Pun 14th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Elephants With Tusks Locked Love Hearts

Ivory Much Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wool Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Woolly Mammoths In Love, Married Seven Years

Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Moutain Biker, Determined Mountain Biker Riding Bike Along Trail, Off Road,

Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii Funny Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF Two Teacups Holding Hands

Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Running Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet | Rude, Funny Fridge Magnet, Black And White Magnet, Offensive Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet

£8.95

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£8.95