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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, For Cat Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Coaster

£5.95

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£5.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Deadpan Easter Card, Monochrome, Easter Sunday

Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

30 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet | Rude, Funny Fridge Magnet, Black And White Magnet, Offensive Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Gift For Coworker, Friend, Sibling

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook | Rude Notebook, Offensive Journal, Black And White Notebook, Funny Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook

£9.25

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£9.25
Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, French Happy Birthday

Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In January Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card

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