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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

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I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

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Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card

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Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Work Friend, Penis Doodle, Goodbye Card, Retirement

Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Porpoise Illustration, Porpoise Pun, Dolphin

I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card

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Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Get Well Soon

Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card

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Bugger. Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Green, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Bugger. Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, A Line Of Trout With One Out Of Place, Out Of Order, Apology

I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card

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Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

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You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card | Rude Sympathy Card For Friends, Affectionate Insult Cards, Lost Job, Failed Exam

You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card

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Hang On In There Greeting Card | Sloth Hanging From A Branch Encouragement Card, Breakup, Chin Up, Sympathy, It'll Get Better

Hang On In There Greeting Card

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Romaine Calm Mug | Kawaii, Cute Smiling Romaine Lettuce Ceramic Coffee Mug, Salad Pun, Veggie, Vegan, Plant Based, Sympathy Gift

Romaine Calm Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

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Pathetic Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Pathetic Greeting Card

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Life's A Beach Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Man Lying On A Hammock On The Beach

Life's A Beach Greeting Card

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Doh Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Whoops

Doh! Greeting Card

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Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

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Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny Excuse RSVP Card, Can't Make It Card, Wedding, Birthday Party

Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card

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You're Dumped Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card, Rude Divorce Card, Monochrome

You're Dumped Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Butter Pun Sorry It's Late Birthday Card, Better Late Than Never, Happy Block Of Butter

Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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You Fucking Mug Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Profanity Gift For Gullible Idiot, Sympathy, Breakup, Divorce, Mug Pun

You Fucking Mug Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Determined Looking Fig Lifting Weights, Sympathy, Good Luck, No Big Deal

No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card

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What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Group Of Pollocks Illustration, Fish Pun, Break Up And Divorce, Sorry

What A Load Of Pollocks Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go. Mug | Funny Yoga Sympathy Gift In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Blue, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

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Oh Shit Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Breakup, Whoops, Profanity

Oh Shit Greeting Card

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Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card

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Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card

Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card

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He Was A Wanker Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

He Was A Wanker Greeting Card

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Men Are Dicks Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

Men Are Dicks Greeting Card

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