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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Willy Word Art Greeting Card | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Good Luck Card, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Friend, Good Luck, New Job, It's Been Fun, Goodbye

It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker

I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Partner, Star Gazing, Telescope, Stars Spelling Cunt

Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Cook, Man In Chef Hat With Pan

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card or Forty Year Old, 40th, 40

I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Walking Frame, Hip Hip Hooray, Ageing Joke

Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Motorbike Rider, Hell's Angels, Harley, Couple On A Motorbike, Chopper, Motorcycle

Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Parent, Husband Or Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Buff Zeus With Lightning Bolt Birthday Card For Him, Friend, Greek Mythology, God Of Thunder

Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Chess Player, Board Game, Player Knocking Over Queen With King, Check Mate, Chess Board

Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep Waving Goodbye

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Blue For Twin, Sibling, Brother

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99